I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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