I wish I could punch you in the face.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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