3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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