he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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