even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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