You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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