i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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