do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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