yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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