Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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