we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
