are you still at the devil's house?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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