my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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