so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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