oh god the rape fog is back!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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