The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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