In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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