when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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