She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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