Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think people are normalizing furries
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
