watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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