can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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