Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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