mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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