I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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