Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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