He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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