There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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