super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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