i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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