So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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