so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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