I met the friendliest cop last night
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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