tell your sister to shave her snatch
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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