We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
is it fun? or sober?
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