My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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