I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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