it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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