Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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