ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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