Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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