We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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