so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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