we're blogging at a bar
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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