Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Randomize
