Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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