just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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