So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
farters have to be the big spoon...
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I had to cum in my sink.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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