So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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