Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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