Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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